Trixie & Milo

Flask - Hooch! - Trixie & Milo

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  • Regular price $29.99

Everybody needs a little "Hooch!" now and then; so refreshing, and oh-so tasty. Another cool and stylish hip flask that tells the real story in the warning label. Drink with style...

The label reads:
Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are.  Drinking "Hooch!" has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools.  May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility.  May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions.  Drinking "Hooch!" may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke and ass-whooping or two.  Drinking "Hooch!" does NOT give you any special powers.  Persons drinking "Hooch!" CANNOT fly or read people’s minds.  Gambling while drinking "Hooch!" is not recommended.  Does not cure baldness, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions.  The makers of "Hooch!" are not responsible for any dumb-ass decisions or actions you might take after drinking this product.  Always drink responsibly."
This product ships within 2 working days, and is also available for in-store pickup at our West Valley City location.